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NRH Watch Dog: The Mean Girls of NRH — Caffeine, Chaos, and Character Assassination

North Richland Hills — Move over City Council — there’s a new ruling body in town, and it’s fueled by caffeine, gossip, and Facebook comments.

Introducing the self-proclaimed “Mean Girls of NRH” — a rogue social media trio composed of Katie Lynn Pleasant, Lorinda Miner, and Tipper Stains, who have allegedly taken it upon themselves to control public opinion in the city, one latte-fueled smear session at a time.

The Caffeine Cabinet

The group reportedly holds “official meetings” at one of the 1,200 coffee shops across NRH — though locals say the exact location changes weekly “to evade accountability and free Wi-Fi time limits.”

Each meeting begins with a ritual scroll through Facebook, followed by dramatic gasps, eye rolls, and the ceremonial declaration:

Their “minutes” are reportedly scribbled into a glitter-covered notebook simply labeled “The Burn Book: NRH Edition.”​
Sources say its pages contain everything from PTA rumors to wildly inaccurate “intel” about city staff, all gathered from screenshots, hearsay, and imagination.

The Power of Petty Politics

According to Blakie-Poo, the NRH Watch Dog’s fearless founder, this caffeinated cabal has turned passive-aggressive commenting into a form of municipal influence.

Insiders say the trio divvies up duties:

• Katie Lynn Pleasant — the loud one. Uses her 72 fake Facebook profiles to like her own posts and argue with herself for “engagement.”
• Lorinda Miner — the strategist. Known for saying “I’m not one for drama, but…” immediately before starting drama.
• Tipper Stains — the enforcer. Drops cryptic comments like “Some people just shouldn’t be in leadership” and then logs off for effect.

The Weekly Agenda

Every meeting reportedly follows a tight, scandal-packed structure:

1. New Business: Review who got more likes than them this week.
2. Public Comment: Gossip from the PTA (“Someone’s husband was spotted at Chili’s again”).
3. Action Items: Decide which local business to “boycott” because its owner didn’t compliment their campaign post from six months ago.
4. Unfinished Business: Continue hating the mayor.

Enemies List and Espresso Shots

The trio reportedly maintains a digital “Enemies of NRH” spreadsheet — a constantly updated record of residents, council members, and business owners who have “crossed” them, which usually means “didn’t agree with one of their memes.”

Each name is ranked by perceived “disloyalty” and tagged with dramatic descriptions like:

• “Traitor to the Sisterhood.”
• “Probably works for the city.”
• “Suspiciously cheerful.”

One entry simply reads: “Mayor Jake – Too Tall, Too Smug.”

The Coffeehouse Code

Despite the gossip, the Mean Girls of NRH consider themselves “public servants,” describing their weekly operations as “grassroots reputation management.”

When asked what qualifies them for this self-imposed moral council, Lorinda replied,

Blakie-Poo’s Final Word

He added, “If they ever switch to decaf, the city might finally know peace.”

Coming Next from The NRH Watch Dog:​
​“Espresso Yourself: Inside the Secret Cafés Where the Mean Girls of NRH Brew Trouble and Lattes.”

Be Sure To Spread the Truth,
​Blakie-Poo, Your NRH WatchDog