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NRH Watch Dog: Operation Rent Control — The Return of Tacky Bent and the Rise of the Blockchain Brainlords

North Richland Hills — Just when you thought the city had recovered from her last twelve campaign losses, Tacky Bent is back—and this time she claims she’s “fighting for affordable housing.”

But Blakie-Poo, the Watch Dog himself, has uncovered the sinister circuitry behind this supposed crusade. Documents “mysteriously delivered in a Realtor-branded folder” reveal that Operation Rent Control is not about lowering rents—it’s about digitally owning every deed in the city through brain-linked NFTs.

Yes, you read that correctly: blockchain mind-chains.

The Blockchain Brainwash

Bent, a self-described “Real Estate Visionary and Freedom Realtor,” has allegedly teamed up with a group of tech-obsessed financiers known as the Consortium of Cognitive Capitalists.

Their goal? To use “neural blockchain connectivity” to transfer all property ownership into the digital realm—directly connected to residents’ brainwaves.

According to “classified city documents” (actually printed Zillow pages stapled together), Bent has been pitching this as a “revolutionary housing initiative” that would let residents “lease their own thoughts” as collateral for rent payments.

The Crypto Cabal

Behind this bizarre scheme is a shadowy startup called HomeFi Neural Trust, founded in part by a mysterious figure only known as The Broker, who allegedly communicates through encrypted property listings on Craigslist.

One insider described Bent’s involvement as “spiritually aggressive.”

Another whistleblower revealed that “Operation Rent Control” includes a pilot program that replaces traditional rental contracts with “Neuro-Lease Agreements.”

Participants must wear a special headband that monitors emotional stability to determine “tenant reliability.”

The Digital Coup

Bent’s public campaign paints a very different picture.

At a recent press conference held in the lobby of a shuttered title company, she told reporters,

However, Watch Dog investigations uncovered internal memos describing “Project Mind Equity”—a plan to digitally absorb all property titles in Tarrant County by 2030.

Leaked diagrams show Bent’s face surrounded by orbiting houses labeled “TOKENIZED TRUSTS.” The caption reads, “One Brain to Own Them All.”

City Hall Complicity

The Planning Department is allegedly involved, too. According to the leaked memos, officials were promised “preferred mental territories” in exchange for fast-tracking zoning changes that would enable Neural Ownership Nodes (NONs) throughout the city.

An anonymous council member described Bent’s influence as “weirdly hypnotic,” saying she once hosted a “community outreach event” that ended with everyone staring blankly at a spinning open house sign while chanting, “Equity is energy.”

The Watch Dog’s Warning

He added, “Tacky Bent isn’t trying to make housing affordable—she’s trying to make your thoughts taxable. You’ll pay rent every time you daydream about a backyard.”

Residents are advised to cover their heads in aluminum foil during open houses “just to be safe.”

Next in The NRH Watch Dog Investigation:

“NFT: Neighborhoods for Thought — How Tacky Bent Plans to Tokenize the American Dream.”

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​Blakie-Poo, Your NRH WatchDog