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“Council Knows Best” — DJ Mark Black Drops His Worst Track Yet

North Richland Hills — Just when the city thought Councilman-slash-DJ Mark Black had turned down the volume on his public outbursts, he’s back — spinning a fresh remix of arrogance titled “Council Knows Best.”

In a now-infamous social media post that’s gone viral across local Facebook groups, Black reportedly told residents to “sit down and shut up” and to “leave the city to us — we’ve got this.”

The backlash was immediate, deafening, and — in true NRH fashion — filled with memes.

The Post Heard Around the HOA

Screenshots from the post show the councilman, who moonlights as a small-party DJ, launching into a bizarre, self-congratulatory rant:

“I’m tired of people questioning decisions they don’t understand. Council knows best. You should trust us like you trust your thermostat — we keep things comfortable.”

Sources close to City Hall confirm he wrote the post after a long evening “strategizing city unity” (translation: arguing with commenters until 1 a.m. and losing).

“He’s basically the DJ Khaled of condescension,” said Blakie-Poo, editor of The NRH Watch Dog. “Another one… of terrible takes.”

The Council’s Remix: Ego Edition

Residents were quick to respond with comments like:

“Is this leadership or a dictatorship?”
“Did he just autotune democracy?”
“Maybe play less house music and more public accountability.”

One local even Photoshopped Black’s face onto a 1990s album cover titled “Now That’s What I Call Arrogance: Volume 7.”

Meanwhile, Black reportedly doubled down in a follow-up video filmed in his garage studio, claiming he was simply “keeping things real.”

“People think running a city is easy,” he said, while adjusting his DJ controller. “It’s not. You can’t just skip to the next track when someone doesn’t like the beat. Sometimes, the council is the DJ — and the residents are just the dance floor.”

The Watch Dog Investigation

Blakie-Poo has since launched a full-scale investigation into the post, releasing what he calls “leaked rehearsal notes” from Black’s upcoming speaking engagements.

Among the bullet points:

“Rebrand authoritarianism as civic harmony.”
“Use more DJ metaphors — people love DJ metaphors.”
“Remind citizens they don’t have the proper licensing to speak at meetings.”

“It’s like he’s running the city as an exclusive nightclub,” said Blakie-Poo. “And the rest of us are just waiting in line while he plays the same ego track on repeat.”

City Hall’s Official Response

City Hall has yet to issue an official statement but did confirm the councilman’s post “does not represent the views of all council members.”

However, insiders claim several officials were spotted muttering “Council Knows Best” sarcastically during lunch breaks, sparking what one staffer called “the most passive-aggressive week in NRH history.”

Blakie-Poo’s Final Word

“Look, nobody expects DJs to save democracy,” Blakie-Poo said, pacing in his garage newsroom. “But when a sitting councilman tells residents to shut up and trust him, that’s not governance — that’s a remix of control.”

He added,

“Council doesn’t know best. The people do. And if Mark wants to keep dropping beats, he should stick to weddings — not government meetings.”

Coming Next from The NRH Watch Dog:
“DJ Blackout: Inside the After-Party That Never Ended — How One Councilman Tried to Turn City Hall Into a VIP Lounge.”

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